Ice Cream for Peace
Ice Cream looses it's deliciousness when it melts. Why is this?
The war in Iraq is costing US taxpayers 8 billion dollars a month.
I feel part of this money should go towards ice cream research.
This is research that representatives from both sides of the aisle can get behind. There would be no partisan debate, only endorphine rushes as food scientists deliver maximum strength ice cream.
McDonald Douglas would develop ice cream delivery systems that unleash cool, creamy goodness to any corner of the globe within 30 minutes.
Instead of tear gas, angry crowds would be dispersed with offers of free ice cream.
Casualties would be upset stomachs from overindulgence.
Petition your Congress(wo)man now.
The war in Iraq is costing US taxpayers 8 billion dollars a month.
I feel part of this money should go towards ice cream research.
This is research that representatives from both sides of the aisle can get behind. There would be no partisan debate, only endorphine rushes as food scientists deliver maximum strength ice cream.
McDonald Douglas would develop ice cream delivery systems that unleash cool, creamy goodness to any corner of the globe within 30 minutes.
Instead of tear gas, angry crowds would be dispersed with offers of free ice cream.
Casualties would be upset stomachs from overindulgence.
Petition your Congress(wo)man now.
posted by Corporal at 2:04 PM
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