Ken Lay Lives!

Ken Lay had just filed for appeal of his guilty verdict.

Then he died.

I mentioned that he died to a nurse. She spat, "He's not dead. He's hiding."

Wow.

Brilliant.

Why didn't I think of that. Of course he's hiding. And we all know it. Why else was he cremated? Was the family worried people would exhume his body and drag it through the streets of Houston as it deserved?

Lay’s lawyer, Michael Ramsey, irritably dismissed all the Web talk after Lay’s
memorial service in Houston on Wednesday: “When I read the garbage that’s on the
Internet, I’m reminded of the parable of the jackass kicking the dead lion. I
think that’s enough said.”

Did Mike get his degree from the Donald Rumsfeld School of Public Speaking? Does Mike really think Ken was a lion?

I would have loved to kick Ken Lay before he went into hiding, now I'll have to wait and search. Meanwhile, the thousands of former Enron workers who lost their pensions will await justice... while they get screwed again.